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Pussies Galore
She had a litter of mittens.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Catsup.
Catsup who?
Catsup on top of the cupboard and won’t come down!
Q: What is smarter than a talking cat?
A: A spelling bee!
Q: What do you get if you cross a chick with an alley cat?
A: A peeping tom.
Q: What looks like half a cat?
A: The other half!
Q: What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
A: Hailing taxi cabs!
Q: Why did the cat cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off!
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